Ek baar class main inspection hoti hain.. Headmaster sahib aate hain..... .. Sawaal karna shuru...

Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue

Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!

Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar
hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya
hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',thoda chalna pad jaye'GAAND phat
gayi', Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi', Homework karana ho'GAAND
phat gayi'...

Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain
to woh kuch nahin kehta.. phir sawaal karta hain...

Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao
ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain" Phir koi
jawaab nahin deta......
master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.

Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade
master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN AAYEGA?

Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik
hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta. Master phir sawaal karata hain...

Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki
shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge" Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe, koi kehta hain
mooh main, koi kehta hain pet main. koi kehta hain kaan pe...Master ko koi bhi
answer acha nahin lagta hain towoh Tinku ko phir khada karta
hain...

Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"

Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"

Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida
aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi se pooch raha
hai.