Saturday, 8 September 2012
Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha.
Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga”
Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.
Log: “Bhai Sahab Hua Kya Hai, Kyu Usko Marne Pe Tule Ho?”
Doctor Rote Hue: “Ye Sala Hai Hi Harami, Pichli 4 Baar Se Aisa Hi Kar Raha Hai, Nasbandi Karvane Aata Hai Aur Jhaantein Katva Kar Baag Jaata Hai“
Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga”
Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.
Log: “Bhai Sahab Hua Kya Hai, Kyu Usko Marne Pe Tule Ho?”
Doctor Rote Hue: “Ye Sala Hai Hi Harami, Pichli 4 Baar Se Aisa Hi Kar Raha Hai, Nasbandi Karvane Aata Hai Aur Jhaantein Katva Kar Baag Jaata Hai“
Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye.
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??”
Sardar: “Car”
Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question.. Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?”
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??”
Sardar: “Car”
Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car….
Next Question.. Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?”
Sardar: “Motorcycle”
Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich…
Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh”
Interviewer: “Fuddi”
Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“
Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich…
Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh”
Interviewer: “Fuddi”
Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“
Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain..
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”
“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”
“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“
Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain..
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana”
Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga”
Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”
“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“
Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya
“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye”
“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“
Santa Ki Badi Hi Mushkilo Ke Baad Shadi Hui, Uske Bholepan Ki Vajah Se Koi Bhi Ladki Us Se Shadi Nahi Karti Thhi..
Suhagrat Ko Kisi Vajah Se Mohalle Mein Light Nahi Thhi Aur Subha Tak Koi Ummed Nahi Thhi Light Aane Ki Usne Apne Naukar Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Tum Lalten Pakdo Mein Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karunga”
Naukar Lalten Pakad Ke Side Mein Khada Ho Gaya Aur Santa Sex Karne Lag Gaya Usne Biwi Se Pucha: “Maza Aa Raha Hai?”
Biwi: “Nahi” Usne Phir Dobara New Style Mein Try Ki Aur Biwi Se Pucha Santa: “Ab Maja Aaya?”
Biwi Udaas Mood Mein: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi Ji”
Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Naukar Ko Kaha Santa: “Tu Ek Kaam Kar Lalten Mujhe De Aur Tu Sex Kar”
Naukar Ne Bed Pe Jump Lagayi Aur Biwi Ko Bukhe Kutte Ki Tarha Chodne Lag Gaya Jab Usne Biwi Ko Tasalli Bitha Di To Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha Santa: “Ab Maja Aaya?”
Biwi Boli: “Haan Ji, Bahut Maja Aaya”
Santa Ne Naukar Ko Ek Jor Se Thappad Maara Aur Bola Santa:
“Bhonsdi Ke Tu Kisi Kaam Ka Nahi Hai, Ese Pakadte Hai Lalten“
Suhagrat Ko Kisi Vajah Se Mohalle Mein Light Nahi Thhi Aur Subha Tak Koi Ummed Nahi Thhi Light Aane Ki Usne Apne Naukar Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Tum Lalten Pakdo Mein Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karunga”
Naukar Lalten Pakad Ke Side Mein Khada Ho Gaya Aur Santa Sex Karne Lag Gaya Usne Biwi Se Pucha: “Maza Aa Raha Hai?”
Biwi: “Nahi” Usne Phir Dobara New Style Mein Try Ki Aur Biwi Se Pucha Santa: “Ab Maja Aaya?”
Biwi Udaas Mood Mein: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi Ji”
Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Naukar Ko Kaha Santa: “Tu Ek Kaam Kar Lalten Mujhe De Aur Tu Sex Kar”
Naukar Ne Bed Pe Jump Lagayi Aur Biwi Ko Bukhe Kutte Ki Tarha Chodne Lag Gaya Jab Usne Biwi Ko Tasalli Bitha Di To Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha Santa: “Ab Maja Aaya?”
Biwi Boli: “Haan Ji, Bahut Maja Aaya”
Santa Ne Naukar Ko Ek Jor Se Thappad Maara Aur Bola Santa:
“Bhonsdi Ke Tu Kisi Kaam Ka Nahi Hai, Ese Pakadte Hai Lalten“
Aeroplane mein ek scientist aur ek bachcha saath baithe thhe.
Scientist: Kuchh baat kare, time paas ho jayega
Bachcha: Kis topic par ?
Scientist: Nuclear power par, Bachcha: Theek hai, magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra, Bail aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate hai, toh phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota,Bail ka itna patla aur Gadhe ka itna lamba kyon hota hai ?
Scientist: what nonsense, mujhe nahi pata.
Bachcha: bhaag bhosaadi ke.....pata tujhe lund ka nahin aur baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai.
Scientist: Kuchh baat kare, time paas ho jayega
Bachcha: Kis topic par ?
Scientist: Nuclear power par, Bachcha: Theek hai, magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra, Bail aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate hai, toh phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota,Bail ka itna patla aur Gadhe ka itna lamba kyon hota hai ?
Scientist: what nonsense, mujhe nahi pata.
Bachcha: bhaag bhosaadi ke.....pata tujhe lund ka nahin aur baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai.
Golu & Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein
Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?”
Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: “Abe Tu Kaise Mara?”
Molu: “Thand Se, Aur Tu?”
Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki”
Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Thha?”
Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li”
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se“
Golu: “Mene Aatam Hatya Ki”
Molu: “Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khusi Se Jee Raha Thha?”
Golu: “Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li”
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. Molu: “Bhonsdi Ke Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur Na Mein Thand Se“
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ped Se Ghir Jata Hai Aur Uska Haath Toot Jata Hai Gaanv Wale Usko Kahte Hai Ki Shahar Mein Jaa Vaha Santa Hai Jo Gaanv Se Hi Gaya Hai Bahut Bada Doctor Ban Gaya Hai
Gaanv Wale Usko Leke Shahar Pahunch Jaate Hai, Aadmi Santa Se Bolta Hai Aadmi: “Dr. Saab Main Ped Pe Chad Raha Thha, Dali Toot Gayi Aur Niche Girney Se Haath Toot Gaya”
Santa: “Thik Hai Pant Utar Aur Samne Wale Bench Pe Ulta Ho Ke Let Ja”
Aadmi Gabra Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai Aadmi: “Dr Saab Mera Haath Tuta Hai Pant Utarva Ke Kya Karoge?”
Gaanv Wale Usko Leke Shahar Pahunch Jaate Hai, Aadmi Santa Se Bolta Hai Aadmi: “Dr. Saab Main Ped Pe Chad Raha Thha, Dali Toot Gayi Aur Niche Girney Se Haath Toot Gaya”
Santa: “Thik Hai Pant Utar Aur Samne Wale Bench Pe Ulta Ho Ke Let Ja”
Aadmi Gabra Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai Aadmi: “Dr Saab Mera Haath Tuta Hai Pant Utarva Ke Kya Karoge?”
Santa Gusse Se: “Madhar Chod, Pahle Jo Teri Gaand Mein Keeda Hai Usko Nikalunga Taki Tu Dobara Ped Pe Na Chadd Sake“
Santa Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The, Par Sone Ke Liye Ek Khaat Kam Pad Gayi Thi Usne Socha Ki Chalo Padosi Ke Yahan Se Le Aata Hun Rat Ke Liye, Darwaja Khatkaya Padosi Aya To Santa
Bola.
Santa: “Mujhe Aaj Raat Ke Liye Ek Khaat Chahiye”
Bola.
Santa: “Mujhe Aaj Raat Ke Liye Ek Khaat Chahiye”
Padosi Sharminda Sa Hote Hue Bola: “Mafi Chahunga Sardar Ji, Par Hamare Paas Do Hi Khaat Hai,
Ek Pe Saas Aur Bahu Soti Hai Aur Dusre Pe Main Aur Papa”
Santa Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Khaat Gayi Bhaad Mein, Salo Pahle Tum Sona To Seekh Lo
Ek Pe Saas Aur Bahu Soti Hai Aur Dusre Pe Main Aur Papa”
Santa Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Khaat Gayi Bhaad Mein, Salo Pahle Tum Sona To Seekh Lo
Ek Baar Santa Kisi Beach Par Gaya. Wahaan Use Ek Nangi Ladki Leti Hui Dikhayi Di.
Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya.
Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola
Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“
Santa Ko Sharam Aa Gayi To Usne Uske Pichwade Par Apni Topi Rakh Kar Chala Gaya.
Piche Se Ghumta Hua Banta Aa Raha Tha, Usne Ye Nazara Dekha To Chilla Kar Bola
Banta: “Bachao-Bachao, Hey Bhagwan Wo Admi Pura Andar Chala Gaya Sirf Topi Bahar Rah Gayi.“
Ek Bar 3 Ladkiya Taangein Main Ja Rahi Thi
Ek Ladki Ne Tange Wale Se Pucha, Joki Ek Budha Thha
Ladki: “Baba Bada Lund Jyada Maza Deta Hai Ki Chota?”
Tangey Wale Ne Koi Jawab Na Diya, Ladki Ne Fir Yahi Puchha
Esa Usne 3 4 Baar Kiya, Bar Bar Puchne Par Budha Tang Aakar Bola
Budha: “Bada Lund Jyada Maja Deta Hai”
Tabhi Unmein Se Ek Ladki Has Kar Dusre Se Boli
Ladki: “Dekha Main Na Kahti Thi Ki, Baba Gand Marwate Hain“
Ek Ladki Ne Tange Wale Se Pucha, Joki Ek Budha Thha
Ladki: “Baba Bada Lund Jyada Maza Deta Hai Ki Chota?”
Tangey Wale Ne Koi Jawab Na Diya, Ladki Ne Fir Yahi Puchha
Esa Usne 3 4 Baar Kiya, Bar Bar Puchne Par Budha Tang Aakar Bola
Budha: “Bada Lund Jyada Maja Deta Hai”
Tabhi Unmein Se Ek Ladki Has Kar Dusre Se Boli
Ladki: “Dekha Main Na Kahti Thi Ki, Baba Gand Marwate Hain“
Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha,
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.
“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi”
“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.”
“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”
“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”
ladki gusse se - 'bhonsdi ke yaad rakhiyo , jab tera lund utha ta ,to chudwane k liye me hi aai ti wo ni...
Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.
Ladki: “Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi”
Ladki Hairan Hoke: “Par Kyu?”
Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha.
“Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi”
“Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.”
“Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe”
“Meri Familly Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye”
ladki gusse se - 'bhonsdi ke yaad rakhiyo , jab tera lund utha ta ,to chudwane k liye me hi aai ti wo ni...
16 Saal Ki Ladki Ke Set Hone Se Chudne Tak 16 Nakhre:
1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo
2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon
3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi
4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi
5. Main Aa To Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi
6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega
7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai
8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans To Mat Utaro
9. O.K. Udaas Mat Hovo Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi
10. Yaar Light Band Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai
11. Ye To Bahut Lamba Hai, Ander Hi Nahi Jayega
12. Suna Hai Pahli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai
13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna Zor Se Mat Dalna
14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Plz Bahar Nikalo
15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dalo Na
16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do.
1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo
2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon
3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi
4. Thik Hai Par Sirf Ek Baar Hi Milungi
5. Main Aa To Gayi, Par Kuch Karna Nahi
6. Yaar Sharam Kar Lo, Koi Dekh Lega
7. Bus Uper Uper Se Kar Lo Jo Karna Hai
8. Oye Please Yaar Jeans To Mat Utaro
9. O.K. Udaas Mat Hovo Kar Lo. Bus Ek Baar Hi Karungi
10. Yaar Light Band Kar Do Badi Sharam Aa Rahi Hai
11. Ye To Bahut Lamba Hai, Ander Hi Nahi Jayega
12. Suna Hai Pahli Baar Karne Pe Bada Dard Hota Hai
13. Please Aram Aram Se Karna Zor Se Mat Dalna
14. Ooi Maaa, Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai Plz Bahar Nikalo
15. Aah Aah Oooh, Please Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dalo Na
16. Bahar Na Nikalo Ander Hi Rahne Do.
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya or Chilla Ke Bola, “ Santa tera beta accident me mar gaya”
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Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya or Chilla Ke Bola, “ Santa tera beta accident me mar gaya”
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Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
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35 manjil pe jake use ehsas hua: “ abe oyeee, mera to koi beta hi nhi hai ”
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20 manjil tak pahunchte-pahun chte use khayal aaya: “ oh shitt, meri to abhi Shaadi bhi nahi huyi ”
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Teesri Manjil Tak Pahuchte huye Uske Muh Se Nikla:
“ oree teri bhan ki tang, Shittt me to Banta hun ” santa nhi :D
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35 manjil pe jake use ehsas hua: “ abe oyeee, mera to koi beta hi nhi hai ”
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20 manjil tak pahunchte-pahun chte use khayal aaya: “ oh shitt, meri to abhi Shaadi bhi nahi huyi ”
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Teesri Manjil Tak Pahuchte huye Uske Muh Se Nikla:
“ oree teri bhan ki tang, Shittt me to Banta hun ” santa nhi :D
Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko Bola: “Tu Itni Raat Ko Kidhar Tha?”
Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha”
Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai”
Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi”
Pappu: “Mummy, Vo Main Sath Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Tv Dekh Raha Tha”
Maa: “Oye Juth Mat Bol, Unke Ghar Ka Man Gate To Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band Ho Jaata Hai”
Pappu: “Par Mummy Mene To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari Movie Dekhi”
“Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska Hath Pakad Leta Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy Karta Hua Bed Pe Lita Leta Hai”
Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha”
Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“
Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar Pappu Ko Maara Maa: “O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi To Bata Raha Tha”
Santa: “Haramzada, Pata Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai, Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein To Tv Hi Nahi Hai“
1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka kuch
Saman 1 Gali k
Ladke se Mangwaya,
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To saman mein 30 Rs Kam Pad
Saman 1 Gali k
Ladke se Mangwaya,
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To saman mein 30 Rs Kam Pad
Gaye..Us Larky Ne
Apne paas se De Diye.
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Ghar aa kr Lrki Se kaha
30Rs kam They, mene Diye Hain.
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To Larki ne kaha…
*I LOVE U*
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Wo Muskraya or Kaha - Zada
chaalak mat ban mere 30Rs
nikaal:D :P
Moral : har ladka bewda nai hota =D
Apne paas se De Diye.
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Ghar aa kr Lrki Se kaha
30Rs kam They, mene Diye Hain.
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To Larki ne kaha…
*I LOVE U*
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Wo Muskraya or Kaha - Zada
chaalak mat ban mere 30Rs
nikaal:D :P
Moral : har ladka bewda nai hota =D
Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon”
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte”
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use”
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“
Bhoot To Santa: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon”
Santa Usko Talne Ke Liye Bola: “Kal Aana Abhi Mein Busy Hoon”
Bhoot: “Ha Ha Ha Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte”
Santa: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Kar Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya
Bhoot: “Ho Gaya”
Santa: “Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa”
Bhoot: “Ye Bhi Ho Gaya”
Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Fass Gaya
Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli
Patni: “Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon”
Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Lejake Najane Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Fir Vapis Nahi Aya
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Puucha
Santa: “Yaar Subhe Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Beja Hai Use”
Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: “Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Sida Karne Ko Diya“
Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar”
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”
Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”
Minister: “Hmm”
Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi”
Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar”
Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 Mlas Kam The…
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne Patni Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar”
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”
Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”
Minister: “Hmm”
Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances Na The To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi”
Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar”
Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 Mlas Kam The…
Ek baar class main inspection hoti hain.. Headmaster sahib aate hain..... .. Sawaal karna shuru...
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue
Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar
hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya
hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',thoda chalna pad jaye'GAAND phat
gayi', Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi', Homework karana ho'GAAND
phat gayi'...
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain
to woh kuch nahin kehta.. phir sawaal karta hain...
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao
ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain" Phir koi
jawaab nahin deta......
master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade
master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik
hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta. Master phir sawaal karata hain...
Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki
shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge" Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe, koi kehta hain
mooh main, koi kehta hain pet main. koi kehta hain kaan pe...Master ko koi bhi
answer acha nahin lagta hain towoh Tinku ko phir khada karta
hain...
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida
aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi se pooch raha
hai.
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar
hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya
hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',thoda chalna pad jaye'GAAND phat
gayi', Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi', Homework karana ho'GAAND
phat gayi'...
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain
to woh kuch nahin kehta.. phir sawaal karta hain...
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao
ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain" Phir koi
jawaab nahin deta......
master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade
master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik
hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta. Master phir sawaal karata hain...
Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki
shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge" Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe, koi kehta hain
mooh main, koi kehta hain pet main. koi kehta hain kaan pe...Master ko koi bhi
answer acha nahin lagta hain towoh Tinku ko phir khada karta
hain...
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida
aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi se pooch raha
hai.
Santa Banta Ne Ek Baar Bank Lutne Ka Program Banaya
Par Himmat Nahi Ikathi Ho Pa Rahi Thhi Bank Lootne Ki
Santa Bola: “Bante Raat Ko Daru Pee Lenge Himmat Bad Jayegi”
Raat Ko Sharab Pee Kar Dono Ghar Se Bahar Nikle
Raste Mein Ek Bank Dekhakr Uske Tale Tode Aur Ander Guss Gaye
Ander Jake Dekha Bahut Sari Lassi Ki Bottles Padi Thhi
Santa Bola: “Yaar Ye Kya Paisi Ki Jagha Lassi Padi Hai”
Banta: “Ab Aa To Gaye Hai Lassi Pee Lete Hai”
Lassi Pee Ke Ghar Vapis Aa Gaye
Dusre Din Subha Uth Ke T.V. Chalu Kuya To News Aa Rahi Thhi
Kal Rat Ko Virya (Semen) Bank Mein Loot
Par Himmat Nahi Ikathi Ho Pa Rahi Thhi Bank Lootne Ki
Santa Bola: “Bante Raat Ko Daru Pee Lenge Himmat Bad Jayegi”
Raat Ko Sharab Pee Kar Dono Ghar Se Bahar Nikle
Raste Mein Ek Bank Dekhakr Uske Tale Tode Aur Ander Guss Gaye
Ander Jake Dekha Bahut Sari Lassi Ki Bottles Padi Thhi
Santa Bola: “Yaar Ye Kya Paisi Ki Jagha Lassi Padi Hai”
Banta: “Ab Aa To Gaye Hai Lassi Pee Lete Hai”
Lassi Pee Ke Ghar Vapis Aa Gaye
Dusre Din Subha Uth Ke T.V. Chalu Kuya To News Aa Rahi Thhi
Kal Rat Ko Virya (Semen) Bank Mein Loot
Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye
Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”
Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.
Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”
Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”
Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye
Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”
Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.
Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”
Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”
Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.
Santa Aur Banta Kafi Acche Friends Thhe. Par Kisi Vajah Se Dono Alag Alag Ho Gaye.
Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Dono Ek Hi Shahar Mein Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue.. :)
Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na.. :')
Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya. .
Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke BaadSanta Ek Dum Se Bola
Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Dono Ek Hi Shahar Mein Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue.. :)
Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na.. :')
Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya. .
Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke BaadSanta Ek Dum Se Bola
Santa: Yaar Aaj Bada Maja Aya, KyuNa Is Maje Ko Double Kiya Jaye? :P
Banta Khush Hoke: Haan Yaar BoloKya Kare?
Santa: Chal Aaj Wife Swapping Karte Hai.. (Wife Ki Adla Badli)
Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai..
Dono Wife Swap Karke Apne ApneKamre Mein Guss Gaye
Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola
Banta : Mera Yaar Santa Vakeyi Bada Lucky Hai .Usko Tum Jaisi Hot And Sexy Bivi Mili He.. :)
Ladki Hairan Hote Hue : Oye Bivi Kaisi Bivi? Usne Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paise Dekar Bulaya Tha..
Banta Khush Hoke: Haan Yaar BoloKya Kare?
Santa: Chal Aaj Wife Swapping Karte Hai.. (Wife Ki Adla Badli)
Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai..
Dono Wife Swap Karke Apne ApneKamre Mein Guss Gaye
Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola
Banta : Mera Yaar Santa Vakeyi Bada Lucky Hai .Usko Tum Jaisi Hot And Sexy Bivi Mili He.. :)
Ladki Hairan Hote Hue : Oye Bivi Kaisi Bivi? Usne Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paise Dekar Bulaya Tha..
Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.”
Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga”
Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.”
Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga”
Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“
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