Ek Doctor Santa Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha.

Doctor: “Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene, Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jan Se Mar Dunga”

Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Usko Pakda Aur Pucha.

Log: “Bhai Sahab Hua Kya Hai, Kyu Usko Marne Pe Tule Ho?”

Doctor Rote Hue: “Ye Sala Hai Hi Harami, Pichli 4 Baar Se Aisa Hi Kar Raha Hai, Nasbandi Karvane Aata Hai Aur Jhaantein Katva Kar Baag Jaata Hai“

Ek Bar Ek Sardar Ka Interview Thhe Naukri Ke Liye. 
Interview Lene Wala Bola: “Sardar Ji Ye Batao Ki Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Tez Chalti Hai, Or Jiske Chaar Tires Hote Hai??” 
Sardar: “Car” 
Interviewer: “Galat, Maruti Car…. 
Next Question.. Vo Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Do Tires Hai Aur Vo Bahut Tej Chalti Hai?” 

Sardar: “Motorcycle”
Interviewer: “Bilkul Galat, Honda Motorcycle” Sardar Ko Ab Gussa Aa Gaya Usne Interviewer Ko Gaali Dete Hue Kaha “Interview Gaya Maa De Gusse Vich… 
Tu Mainu Ek Gal Dhass Idhar Vi Baal, Udhar Vi Baal, Vich Ek Mori (Hole) Dass Ki Hai Oh” 
Interviewer: “Fuddi” 

Sardar: “Galat Jawab Pen Deya Lodya… Teri Maa Di Fuddi“

Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain..
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana” 

Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga” 

Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”

Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya 

“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye” 

“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“

Do Dost Jungle Mein Janwaron Ka Shikar Karne Jaate Hai Achanak Wahan Junglee Aakar Un Dono Ko Pakad Lete Hain..
Un Jungleeyon Ka Sardaar Dono Doston Se Puchta Hai: “Batao Marna Pasand Karoge Ya Gaand Marwana” 

Ek Dost Kehta Hai: “Main Marna Pasand Karonga” 

Dosra Dost Bola: “Main Gaand Marwana Pasand Karunga”

Sardar Ne Jangliyon Ko Order Diya 

“Dosre Dost Ki Gaand Maar Ke Chor Diya Jaye” 

“Aur Pehle Wale Ki Itni Gaand Maaro Ki Vo Mar Jaye“

Santa Ki Badi Hi Mushkilo Ke Baad Shadi Hui, Uske Bholepan Ki Vajah Se Koi Bhi Ladki Us Se Shadi Nahi Karti Thhi..

Suhagrat Ko Kisi Vajah Se Mohalle Mein Light Nahi Thhi Aur Subha Tak Koi Ummed Nahi Thhi Light Aane Ki Usne Apne Naukar Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Tum Lalten Pakdo Mein Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karunga”

Naukar Lalten Pakad Ke Side Mein Khada Ho Gaya Aur Santa Sex Karne Lag Gaya Usne Biwi Se Pucha: “Maza Aa Raha Hai?” 

Biwi: “Nahi” Usne Phir Dobara New Style Mein Try Ki Aur Biwi Se Pucha Santa: “Ab Maja Aaya?” 

Biwi Udaas Mood Mein: “Bilkul Bhi Nahi Ji” 
Santa Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Naukar Ko Kaha Santa: “Tu Ek Kaam Kar Lalten Mujhe De Aur Tu Sex Kar” 

Naukar Ne Bed Pe Jump Lagayi Aur Biwi Ko Bukhe Kutte Ki Tarha Chodne Lag Gaya Jab Usne Biwi Ko Tasalli Bitha Di To Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha Santa: “Ab Maja Aaya?” 

Biwi Boli: “Haan Ji, Bahut Maja Aaya” 

Santa Ne Naukar Ko Ek Jor Se Thappad Maara Aur Bola Santa: 

“Bhonsdi Ke Tu Kisi Kaam Ka Nahi Hai, Ese Pakadte Hai Lalten“

Aeroplane mein ek scientist aur ek bachcha saath baithe thhe.

Scientist: Kuchh baat kare, time paas ho jayega

Bachcha: Kis topic par ?

Scientist: Nuclear power par, Bachcha: Theek hai, magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra, Bail aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate hai, toh phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota,Bail ka itna patla aur Gadhe ka itna lamba kyon hota hai ?

Scientist: what nonsense, mujhe nahi pata.

Bachcha: bhaag bhosaadi ke.....pata tujhe lund ka nahin aur baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai.