1 pagal her waqt bolta tha
“Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga”
“Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga”
1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,
Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?
PAGAL: shadi karun ga,
nokri karon ga,
ghar basaon ga.
DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?
PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga
unki birthday krun ga
Niker or shirt gift don ga
Dr: gud gud phir?
Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir
Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga

1 Larkay Ki Shadi 1 B0hat Haseen Larki Se Hui Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Tha Bas Sabse Uski Khubsurti Ki Tareef Suni Thi,
shadi k baad Uska ghunght utha kr bola:
Tumhain Kya Gift Chahye?
Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:
D0 Aap Ta Dil Talay,
Moral:
Kam Se Kam 1 Date Lazmi Lga Laini Chahiey!!

Tuje Ishq Ho Khuda Karay

Tujhey Ishq Ho Khuda Karay …..
Koe Tujh Ko Uss Sey Juda Karay….
Tere Hont Hansna Bhool Jaian…
Teri Ankh Purnamm Raha Karay….
To Uss Ki Batain Kya Karay….
To Uss Ki Batain Sunna Karay….
Ussay Dekh Kar To Ruk Paray….
Woh Nazar Jhuka Kar Chala Karay…
Tujhey Hijjar Ki Woh Jharri Lagay….
To Millan Ki Her Pall Dua Karay….
Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Tott Kar ….
To Kirche Kirche Chunna Karay….
To Nagar Nagar Phira Karay….
To Galli Galli Sada Karay…..
Tujhey Ishq Ho Phir Yakeen Hoo….
Main Kahoon “Ishq Dhong” Hai….
To Nahin Nahin Kaha Karay…..!

Kuch Door Sawera Hai

Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo
Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo
Tum ne b suni ho gi bari aam kahawat hy
Anjam ka jo ho khatra aghaz badal dalo
Pur-soz dilon ko jo muskan na de paye
Sur hi na mile jis mai wo saaz badal dalo
Dushman k iradon ko hy zahir agar karna
Tum khel wohi khelo andaz badal dalo
Ay dost karo himat kuch door sawera hy
Agar chahte ho manzil tu parwaaz badal dalo….

Tukray Aapki Yad Kay

Kal halki halki barish thi
Kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray thay
Kal un pe aap ka aks bhi tha
Kal badal kalay gehray thay
Kal chand pay lakhon pahray thay
Kuch tukray aap ki yaad kay
Bari dair say dil main thehray thay
Kal yaadain uljhi uljhi thin
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thin
Kal yaad bohut tum aye thay
Kal yaad bohut tum aye thay …

Shauk-e-Mohabbat Mein

Kya lage raat ke phir dil mein samaya koi
Raat bhar phirta hai is sheher mein saya koi
Fikr yeh thi ke shab e hijar kattey gi kyun kar
Lutff yeh hai ke humain yaad na aaya koi
Shauk yeh tha ke mohabbat mein chalein ge chup chap
Ranj yeh hai ke tamasha na dikhaya koi
Sheher mein humdum dereena bohat they nasir
Waqt parney per mere kaam na aya koi

Aik Umar Ke Baad

Mein tujhe ko bhool chuka,
Lekin aik umar ke baad
Tera kheyal kya tha ke chott ubhar aayi…

Oil of Love

Keep the lamp of friendship
always
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun always rises in the east
and sets in the west.
but the Friendship always rises in the Heart
and sets only after death.

Mohabbat Ki Koi Had Nai Hoti

Wo kehti hai batao,besabab kyu Roth jate ho,
mei kehta ho zara mujko manao acha lagta ha!
wo kehti ha mera dil AkhiR ku tm se nai bharta,
mei kehta hu., muhabat ki koi Had hi nai hoti,
wo kehti ha batao mei tmhe ku.. Itna bah gain ho,,
mei kehta ho….. Hadsay to ho he jate ha!
wo kehti hai…. Achanak mei tme you he rola do to ???
Mei kehta ho…k tm bi beeg jao gai….!!

Nadra officer to Molvi:
Ur Name?
Molvi: Noor Ahamd
Officer: S*ex?
Molvi: Yes daily
Officer: No No, I mean male or female?
Molvi:jo haath charh jae…

1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui.
Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi?
Lrki:Bs Yar Sara Din”Yes Sir,Yes Sir”
or
Sari raat”Bs sir, Bs sir” Kehte Guzrti Hy.

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya,:-)
(‘,’)
<( (> ./ /.
Moral:
moral woral kuch nai
wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha
niche gir k mar gya:-

(Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi)
(Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy)
(Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta h wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho)
(1 akela baap 7 beton ki parvarish kr skta hy
Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte)
(Admi beemari k dar se khana to chhor skta hy
Mgr akhirat k dar se gunah nahi)

Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta
Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hyn ?
Larki: Chup … !
Larka: Batao Na Plz =D
Larki: Nahi Pata =@
Larka: Plz ….. !!!
Larki: Thappar Pare Ga
Ab Mat Pchna ..!!
Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata
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Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn … =P =D
Moral:
Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat
Hi Samajhti Hyn

Larkon ko Larkiyon k bary bary pasand hoty hen orjab
wo chalti hen to unky hilty huway bohat piyary lagty hen
Kiya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyary piyary
Barey barey
‘BAAL’
TuM jo samajh rahe the woh b thek ha.

Ye Jo Kuch Log Hyn Mere Asasa-e-Zindagi Me…
YA RABB !!
Ye Jahaan Bhi Rahe’n Inhe’n Apni Rehmato’n K Saaye Mein RaKhna…!!
(Aameen)

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,
Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,

Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,

Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,

Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,

~ Faraz ~

Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain...

Zamane Sa Hara Ho Apni Taqdeer Par Ga Raha Ho

Sawan Ma Barsat Zarore Hai

Mare Zindagi Ma App Zarore Hai

Tufaa Ma Kinara Zarore Hai

Humay App Ko Apnana Zarore Hai

Dobtay Ko Kinara Zarore Hai

App Ka Hum Sa Mil Jana Zarore Hai

Aaghaz Hai To Anjam Zarore Hai

Mera Kismet Ma App Ka Aana Zarore Hai

Taqdeer Ka Faisla Kya Ho! Magar

App Sa Bichar Kar Hamara Mar Jana Zarore Hai…!

Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!

Mere Sathi Muj ko chor chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Mere Sathi Mere Apne the

Kuch Mere b to Sapne the

Mere Sapne Mere Apne the

Mere Sapne Apne tor chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Sab tori Duniya ki Rasmain

Khai Sath Jine Marne Ki Qasmain

Meri Mayyat hy  Tyar Pari

Koi use kaho Mere Sath chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Kuch dair tu uska sath mile

yun Mera Dil Sarshar Rahe

Ab Dil ki Halat aesi hy

Bas Lout Aao k Sans Chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale.

Solid Be Izzati
Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi
Veena Malik..

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro



Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(